Did it hurt?!” (Of course it did. Some more than others, no I don’t mind the pain.)
“How many do you have?!” (11, and I count my half sleeve as one now.)
“Aren’t you worried about getting a ‘real job’ with those?” (Absolutely not.)
And, the cherry on top: sitting at, oh my favorite watering hole for example, and having some random person walk up and grab my sleeved arm, and start touching my tattoos.